I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
