So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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