whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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