i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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