Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
