Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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