I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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