There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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