Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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