the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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