I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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