Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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