real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
My day in three words: secret purse cake
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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