Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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