i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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