Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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