On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
My feet surprised me
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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