stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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