she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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