I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Your tits are I can't wait for
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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