Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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