so explain again why im purple
no
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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