is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Randomize
