All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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