You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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