He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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