plz talk dirty to me
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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