is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
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