sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
But break dance skills will only take you so far
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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