doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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