Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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