I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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