I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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