Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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