why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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