He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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