is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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