if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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