Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Randomize
