apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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