if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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