Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Randomize
