Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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