I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
