there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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