so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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