I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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