You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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