Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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