I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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