i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You were trust falling into bushes
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
