Dual....:-)
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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