I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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