I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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